Bed Time Audio Book

Listening To: the sound of money gurgling its way down the drain as the pipes heat up this late at night.

i just had to interrupt my sleep cycle to tell the world about my new discovery: the post-modern lightbulb joke.

HOW MANY Wii OWNERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

i haven't thought of any good answers yet, or rather, none that i'd risk my blogging reputation for, but i invite you to submit some suggestions.

The Inspiration: i stumbled on a forum post entitled "why do wii owners never get arrested" and it showed links to news stories on a halo gamer that allegedly killed someone, a 13-yr-old that graffitied loads of xbox games n a store, etc. while most thread replies agreed that it was because you can't arrest 6 year olds (ba-zing?), it ended up going down the "lightbulb" route, and i heartily approve (i myself put forward the theory that wii owners were too easily distracted by shiny, colourful objects to have the focus needed to commit crimes).

so i conclude: arpanet internet does indeed contribute to culture, but we need a new word for it to sit snugly next to pop culture.

ooooh! post-pop culture?

Sigh Of Contentment: well-earned, for services to comedy kind. you can thank me later.
Good Night: john boy/mr chips/sweetheart