Concept Post

Listening: to my energy return, droplet by droplet - just like the T1000, you know.
Watching: the internet zeitgeist, although it's mostly too fast to see. it'll have changed by the end of this entry.
Suspiciously Straight Face: because i just said "entry". snf, snf, snf.

some killer new original concepts that i should patent soon before someone else steals them:

Courses For Horses - human handling, speed-neighing 101 and postgrad braying for donkeys only.
Twitter My Buns - a separate twitter account for the status of my curiously independant bum, including temperature, position, location and temperament.
Light Emitting Cake - cakes that glow in the dark. this really is a fantastic idea (possibly transmitted into my brain by the Creator on a slow Heaven-ing day) and is backed up with synchronicity - a few days after i'd toyed with the abstract, i saw this on flickr: Light Emitting Donut?

in other news, i'm in the huff with CSS, web standards in general and my own system in particular. argh argh argh.

To Do Blackboard: being proudly carried from room to room and surprisingly (despite blog post distrait) being worked through
Best Bookmark Ever: found last night. it's an ace of spades playing card with an Andrews Liver Salts advertisement on the back: Your Daily "help" -- 50's quotation marks not added for effect.