Ug.

Listening To: the dog squeaking a bone, which sounds eerily like someone fingertipping a balloon

i wonder where the word for balloon came from. ball. oon. it's a floaty ball. therefore: oon.

mice are silly. they've apparently been eating their way into the dog's kibble. this is bizarre, and unecessary, as there's a gaping hole in the bag where i get into the dog's kibble. this to me suggests answers to the following:

1) why mice get caught in traps
2) why mice and humans (and dog humans) can't co-exist in the same household

Learning: new ways to expand my already wide train of thought
Not Learning: to take my plates downstairs when i've finished with them